“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them
last night my new laptop wasn’t turning on and it just started smoking and the battery isn’t charging anymore so i need to send it back
i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
Some days I wear a suit and tie just for the fun of it and people always ask me why I’m so dressed up. It used to bug me, but then I realized that I can make up absolutely ridiculous stories and no one will question them. No one questions you when you look nice.