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slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

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katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

last night my new laptop wasn’t turning on and it just started smoking and the battery isn’t charging anymore so i need to send it back 

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danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

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giraffepoliceforce:

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

Some days I wear a suit and tie just for the fun of it and people always ask me why I’m so dressed up. It used to bug me, but then I realized that I can make up absolutely ridiculous stories and no one will question them. No one questions you when you look nice.

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shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

eveymarie:

all i need in life is red wine and regular oral sex

porndirector:

porndirector:

this is my “i want david oomshi to pound my ass” face

lol omg david!!!!!!!!

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