an-egg:

shitweed:                         ,

an-egg:

do i really look 8 years old                          ,

I THOUGHT THAT COMMA WAS DIRT ON MY SCREEN I HATE YOU                                     ,       ,                                     

sorry  

,                                                                                                      ,

(Source: fruitbodies)

meladoodle:

hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

beartier:

My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.

what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN

but

HOW

andrewgiggles:

real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell 

rabioheab:

son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed 

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

 #and then they were never happy again

(Source: lucianos)

cannibalsuxx:

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

aduhm:

omg lana

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

i want to be so hot that pale blogs will reblog my selfies

(Source: messyfaggot)

isaacandhismother:

[sweats nervously]