(Source: minmo)

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

(Source: lalocadeloswaffles15)

dan-will-make-you-howell:

do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin

(Source: tashasoradical)

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

fuckinq:

i want to kiss someone so so badly

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

(Source: d-icaprios)

seifukucat:

sorry babe, the fedora stays on when we make love [scratches neckbeard seductively]

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do u address the meme king 

u madjesty

avatarsnowy:

i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something that actually hurts ur feelings even if i was joking and you know i was joking pls tell me and i wont say that again bcs its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting bcs of what i said